"What the hell are you doing Jordan" "I'm beating my testicles with a hammer, because i have the jums!"
by Jums (sps) May 03, 2019
Alter-ego of a obsessive friend who can't get over his ex-girlfriend of only two months. Originated from a nickname the former girlfriend gave him based on an email account. User often will refer to this alter-ego in a weird manner.
by Dustman Baker June 05, 2007
by friz the kid June 28, 2010
by Big Fat J February 01, 2003
Joint Unit Systems Management.
in army jrotc that's were we put our uniforms and what ever we have in supply. it sucks and crashes all the time and we have to bring in all our stuff all the time because they have to reenter it into the system. and it sucks alot idk if other branches of jrotc have it.
in army jrotc that's were we put our uniforms and what ever we have in supply. it sucks and crashes all the time and we have to bring in all our stuff all the time because they have to reenter it into the system. and it sucks alot idk if other branches of jrotc have it.
CPT. hey msgt can u put this in JUMS for me?
MSGT. ugggg i already did
CPT. well it aint here
MSGT. grrrrr it must have crashed again
MSGT. ugggg i already did
CPT. well it aint here
MSGT. grrrrr it must have crashed again
by im in army jrotc April 16, 2014
Swedish for yum. Can be used in everyday situations. Also, to turn any word into swedish, all you need to do is add a J to the front.
Erik: Hey guys, are you coming to de-zine class? I have some shanges to make to my stuff. OH Boy, this pasta-in-a-can is jum!
by jellybelly April 19, 2006
Tom: What's that white thing under your tongue?
Billy: Nothing just a bag of Jums I'm gonna sell to your crack head uncle later.
Tom: Oh, ok. Yeah, I kinda hate that guy always nodding off at our Thanksgiving dinners.
Billy: Nothing just a bag of Jums I'm gonna sell to your crack head uncle later.
Tom: Oh, ok. Yeah, I kinda hate that guy always nodding off at our Thanksgiving dinners.
by Gilligan's Continent December 21, 2017