Jizerable

When someone is most unhappy because they have not had an opportunity to masturbate to the level of ejaculation.

Used as follows: "It's been so long, god I'm jizerable"
Also can be used when someone near you has had sex and you have not, this can also make you jizerable.

by AdminJJ11 August 24, 2019

the juicer

A play off of the shocker, the juicer is when you have once inserted two in the pink and one in the stink, you use your thumb to stimulate the clit and make her wet. Hence, the juicer.

I gave that bitch the shocker and then gave her the juicer.

by badass757 May 17, 2006

smooth juicer

a cool kid, when you have friends but you no life call of duty world at war all night with your other juicers

Jordan Kelleher is a smooth juicer

by JJ Juicer March 11, 2009

Orcutt Lemon Juicer

The act of urinating in a womans vagina during intercourse and proceeding to eat her out.

Kyle gave Kelly an Orcutt Lemon Juicer and now his tounge is yellow.

by O-Town123456789 April 13, 2009

Juicers

Another term for perfectly proportioned large and voluptuous breasts.

"damn that girl has a great set of juicers" "yes the opposite of emma watson ;Even though she has ant bite breast id still smash"

by Tits on a Rug February 12, 2014

jizery

when a guy comes on you and you are miserable

I was asleep and woke up and found myself in complete jizery.

by dow4 August 29, 2009

Jizersize

When one gay dude is fucking another gay dude as if he is training for the Olympics and when he's about to cum, he Jiz-er-sizes all over his partner!

When Dick & Bob heard Elton John on the radio, they bout JIZERSIZED on themselves from excitement!!

by Skwirlified1 May 31, 2021