Juggalo/Juggalette

Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact. More exciting facts to come, but now, some background information.

The Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don't know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.

Apparently, they are some sort of rap group. Like every other rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.

Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.

The only reason Juggalos like ICP is because they think that their image is cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?

Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).

Why waste all the time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts like a clown and doesnt dress as one.

To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.
Hey, you going fox hunting today tom?

No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.

So why are you in your hunting gear?

I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild dogs. Thats still legal, and always will be.
by bastardo_bill April 12, 2005
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a bunch of underdeveloped little homos who take pride in "individuality" while at the same time taking pride in drinking the same kind of soda, wearing the same kind of shoes, using the same slang, and listening to the same bands. also talk tough but never have anything to show for it. a bunch of sissies who were either molested by their uncles or beaten by their stepdads. oh yeah, plus horrible "music."
by broseph April 17, 2005
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Fucked up mofos with no street cred. They talk about violence, but are never seen on the streets.
by Shard March 01, 2005
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Look at that kid, he looks like a clown with down syndrome
by Jonathan Blue April 19, 2005
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any dumass who listens to ICP. They dont even notice that Elton John or Paul McCartney could beat them in a fistfight. ICP sucks balls. Juggalos do the same, but to eachother.
look at that jugallo at that lil kids birthday party makin lil balloons for the kiddies...how sad
by seymourislander February 20, 2005
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SHUT UP! First point, juggalos are fucking gimps. The correct definition is somewho who is homosexually attracted to the Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos think they're proper hard and are always on about fuckin hatchets, i'd bet none of the juggalos in the world have ever commited an act of violence. They always on about being 'down with the clown' , what the fuck are you talking about, what, you like some clowns? good one retards. Juggsalos are thick pieces of shit who wouldn't know real music if it bit them on the ass. They pretend to be gangsta but my pet cat is more gangsta than them. Plus they paint their faces which in my opinion makes them as bad as fans of slipknot if not worse. IF YOU ARE A JUGGALO YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LITTLE BOY WHOS THINKS THEY'RE A GANGSTA. FUCK OFF.
juggalos enjoy face painting, perms and gay sex.
by FUCK YOU JUGGALOS February 23, 2005
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juggalos are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world...

being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down...

everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in icp's music and automatically labels them "satanic" or "trash"... but icp's music is laden with messages you bitches never stop to hear... the "bad language" just weeds out the listeners that could never be juggalos anyways...

juggalos are opposed to bigotry and domestic violence... we see the world from a much different angle... and we have the ability to look past petty stereo-types and prejudices... juggalos come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and races... and still we are not like you... we look different, we talk different, and we act different... we have no need to impress...

you put on your fake smile and your fancy suit... you go to work and lick your boss' ass crack... and make small talk with your "friends" and talk shit about them in the same breath... and you go home to your wife and kids and you kiss them with the lips you been sucking on your assistant's tits with... and you continue to live in your utterly corrupted fake world...

juggalos live in the real world... we say what we mean and we mean what we say... we don't front for anyone... and you will never change us...

but of course... to fully understand what a juggalo is... you must truly be one...
I'll be a juggalo 'til my very last breath.
by killette March 31, 2005
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