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Joss

A poor stature of intelligence or competency typically referred to as a person of subpar awareness. Can be used as 'Joss' 'Jossing' or 'Jossed'
You forgot to add eggs to the list? You are really jossing around today.
Did you seriously forget? you are really acting like a joss right now.
What do you mean you labelled California as a country? You really jossed that up.
by Dictionarian23 February 8, 2026
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Joss is Boss

Phrase: Coming from the filming of the movie Serenity. And meaning to cede control of a situation to a higher authority.
by flashwildecard July 15, 2010
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Joss Whedon

The one true b!x. The man. The myth. The curiously strong swimmer. Created Buffy, Angel, and Firefly, plus a ton of comics. The lord and master of all true TV geeks.
"I saw Joss Whedon at ComicCon yesterday, and spontaneously orgasmed."
by Felane November 27, 2007
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Joss.ie

(Plz don't reject this it's for someone's birthday)perfection in every way .a person who does what's right .a secretly shy person with a strong personality
She's a joss.ie .shes so perfect
by 16739904001777 May 7, 2020
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joss-o-meter

The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.

There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:

classendary - for the most amazing events

bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age

classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"

legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with

average - that which is not worth rating

crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par

a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
Example

"Wow, I would rate that party last night as classic on the joss-o-meter."
by Jermain Jerome October 2, 2006
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Joss Whedon

The man who created the best TV show in the world: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
by Anne96 July 20, 2008
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Joss Whedon

Possibly one of the greatest screen writers of all time.

Is known most prominently for his creation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Firefly.
Have you bought the Firefly box set yet? That Joss Whedon is amazing.
by Tasari December 9, 2008
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