jorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.
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jorts

noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey.
"Nice Jorts. Where did you get your Piazza jersey."
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Jorts

Scott wore a pair of jorts to squirrel fest.
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Jorts

Jean Shorts worn by university of Georgia fans at the annual Florida vs Georgia game.
Did you see those ugly ass jorts that guy had on?
Yea I did, he is one of those dawg fans
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Jorts

The basic lower garment of the truly hardcore, Jorts are jeans, usually tight fitting, cut off at roughly the knee and allowed to fray, thus adding to the hardcore look.
That kids jorts are so metal, he must be a BAMF.
by j.fiotz1 May 11, 2009
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Jorts

The term "jorts" was first coined at the Silverado Golf Course in Scottsdale, Arizona. The staff used the word to make fun of the chops that wore jean shorts to play golf. "Jorts" are often sported with socks & sandals, Blu-Blocker sunglasses and mullets.
My man, sweet jorts.
Be careful not to get chaffed by your jorts.
I feel like looking like a douchebag today, I think I'll rock some jorts.
by Dave Jardine December 28, 2005
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Jorts

Jeans + shorts that are knee length; jean shorts that are upper thigh length (mostly worn by females) are NOT jorts
"those jorts are sooo 90ties"
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