A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017
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men-they do not dwell on their looks and atributes such as their penis because they know how big it is.
woman-they cover their large boobs enough to say they are not slutty and show off their perfect asses just enough.
men-they do not dwell on their looks and atributes such as their penis because they know how big it is.
woman-they cover their large boobs enough to say they are not slutty and show off their perfect asses just enough.
Diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to Jordanian girls.
The Jordanian boy in my class is one hottie!
The Jordanian boy in my class is one hottie!
by d to the damn fly! January 3, 2005
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Jordina is very kind, beautiful and smart. She is very energetic and sporty. She is also the best at gymmastics.
Jordina the gymanst!
by Oofjw May 20, 2020
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"Hey, you know that girl Jordyn?"
"Which one"
"The cute one with the dark hair and the voice and all those freckles?"
"Oh yeah, she is cute bro. What about her?"
"She was telling me last night how she loves the rain and then it rained that night, and I slept better."
"Weird, man. You're getting so jordynistic"
"Which one"
"The cute one with the dark hair and the voice and all those freckles?"
"Oh yeah, she is cute bro. What about her?"
"She was telling me last night how she loves the rain and then it rained that night, and I slept better."
"Weird, man. You're getting so jordynistic"
by RKsun May 4, 2009
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by momomonica is 10 March 18, 2008
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by PKK =D June 17, 2011
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