Jón Darri is the god of gaming, only spoken about in urban legends. The prophecy says he will rise from the depht of the ocean and lead the gamers on a crusade!
Man: Have you heard about Jón Darri?
Gamer: He will lead an crusade against mankind! HAHAHA!
Man: Ah shit, here we go again...
Gamer: He will lead an crusade against mankind! HAHAHA!
Man: Ah shit, here we go again...
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