Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan is god of all nine realms

Person 1: ALL HAIL JOE ROGAN

by RatWish May 24, 2022

Joe Rogan

1. A right-wing podcaster that is racist

2. A safe word to release blackmail against a ginger

"Fuck I might need Joe Rogan" "Same yeah, I might need a Joe Rogan."

by hamandeggs November 23, 2022

Joe Rogan

So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.

Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2024

Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."

Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025

Joe-Rogan

Hanging out with your friends having intelligent conversations while smoking weed.

Hey bro, you seem real down to Earth. I'm hosting a Joe-Rogan over at my place and was wondering if you wanted to join.

by Carbon ShitStain March 4, 2019

Joe Rogan Utility Belt

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012

Joe Rogan Smart

A smart dumb guy. They might seem of average intellect to a bona fide smart guy, nevertheless, they're the resident Einstein at their local gym.

John is actually pretty smart for a meathead, he is Joe Rogan smart. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I think he's done acid and he reads books!

by imadumb March 16, 2017