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Jockocracy

An oppressive, totailitarian government of jock overseers that seeks to subjugate the less athletic for their own political gains.
by Nick O"Lantern July 2, 2007
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Jodoin

Jodoin is the act of walking in on a buddy with his pants down completely going to town on himself, and you lock eyes with him and continue to watch until he finishes. His spooge is now on your soul.
Did you hear that David Jodoined Ricardo? He didn’t leave until he finished. That shit is stuck to his soul now.
by Richard McStuffins January 3, 2023
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jockocracy

College micro-society ruled by Abercrombie-and-Fitch wearing, baseball-cap-packing frat boys.
“Now, restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.”
by tikaro October 27, 2003
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JoCo

I know some people from JoCo, they drink beer out of cans, drive pick-up trucks and know how to line dance like nobody's business. Some would go too far and say all JoCo is Redneck, it isn't.
by ANDREWtheGREAT:) August 1, 2008
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jockolate

A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)

Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.
"Forget Godiva, I'll take some of that jockolate over there any day!"
by aduck! September 7, 2009
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Joedonkulus

When something is so crazy you just have to joedonk about it
Yo whats up, that game was pretty joedonkulus bro
by CreeperGamingfan1997 July 31, 2022
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Jockosexual

The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.
"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."
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