Joakim

Joakim is a real nerd

Joakim is a nerd

by end1ngMyOwnSuffer1ng May 1, 2017

Joako

-An incredibly talented DJ reputated for his musical culture and skills in different fields.
- A future chinese brand

-Yo man! What kind of music is this? It's so badass
-Yes dude, that shit is Joako"

by GigiFan May 24, 2013

joakim nilsson

Cant get it up

Cant get it up when sexy time Joakim nilsson

by Odio November 9, 2017

Joakim

Joakim is maybe short but he is the HOTTEST person on earth. Every girl wants him- If you see him! Dont look him in the eyes- or you will start to moan uncontrollably....

Omg have you seen Joakim? He is sooooo Hot

by 69420isnicenamelol November 16, 2020

Joakim

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Joakim doesn't know much evil. Joakim is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

Please be a Joakim

by PsychoPanties January 8, 2019

Joakim Noah

The most annoying basketball player in the NBA. I would rather look at Whoopi Goldberg's vagina for an hour and 23 minutes while examinating it thoroughly before i would watch Joakim Noah cry about how many non calls he gets. Joakim sucks more than Chasey Lane. Joakims performance on a scale from one to ten ranks about a Rick Moranis...Joakim Noah IS the queef, after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.

Who is the one NBA player you wish did not exist? Joakim Noah! Duh... that dude is rumple fugly!

by Vagstatic Voyage. May 12, 2009

Joakim Noah

the biggest asshole to ever play the game of baskeball (with the exception of Isiah Thomas). he is the most irritating player i have ever watched. all he ever does is complain about calls that he thinks were fouls. he has no comprehension of the game and is just annoying. he thinks he is the best, when he isn't even the best on his team. i pray the Bulls will lose, just so i don't have to watch him play.

Joakim Noah is the biggest pain in the ass to ever play basketball

by NoahHATER!!!!! August 4, 2011