jewasian

people come and go but jewasians last forever. :)

Jewasians are the best and are amazingly pretty. ;)

by Tiffyyleex3 April 16, 2008

jewasian

A person with a huge nose, beady eyes, and a large, round, and flat face.

That woman is one fugly jewasian.

by super strings theory October 19, 2009

jewsians

Jews who are very strict in the way they follow judaism

aka. Orthodox jews, ultra-orthodox jews

Origin of word: A south park episode term that was adapted by myself

I went to synagouge today and hung out with my jewsian friends

by Dave K November 3, 2004

Jewsian

A type of religion for people who don't believe in god, but want all the perks of being a Christian and/or Jewish.
They pray to Buddha and celebrate their own holidays along with the holidays from other religions.
Jewsians pray for mostly selfish reasons and party almost constantly. The are the least stingy of any religion unless it comes to money.

Their main belief is to have a good time in whatever they do.
You can always know who the Jewsians are at the party because they will be the ones partying the longest.
Jewsians accept other races into their religion such as blacks, asians, and nerdy white kids.

Founder: Amelia Gross

I'm jewsian so I get 12 days of Christmas!

That jewsian boy always throws the beastiest partys.

by JewsianPriestIsaSexyBeast[a.g] December 18, 2008

new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022