Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

Jeroen

Really has to watch out with that fire 🔥

JEROEN, PAS NOU OP MEH DA FUUUUR!

by Birdiebitch May 11, 2022

Jersen

The finest and kindest boy that you could meet. A with a smile so bright it could change anyones day from good to bad. Jersen is the type of boy that your family loves (when they get to know him). Hes a goof ass boy but always has your back
WARNING!

- NEVER EVER LOOSE THIS BOY, ITS SOMETHING YOUʻLL FOREVER REGRET.
I want a Jersen<3

You seen Jersen?
Jersen has the sweetest and brightest smile.

by beauty&herbeast May 26, 2021

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jergens

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.

Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.

by flergins January 15, 2020

Jeringa

A big black Mexican that has a very big penis that is often referred to as "El Dongo". Jeringa is viewed like a prophet for some people, he enjoys circumcising babies and eating the foreskin to be satisfied. He has circumcised celebrities like Gekyume Onfroy and Thanos with his purple dick. Jeringa is the mighty giver of H.I.V, father of all Mexicans, friend of Big Chungus, Moto Moto, Ricardo Milos and Shrek, also consumer of foreskin tacos with guacamole and beans. He is also the sexiest person alive and will make you instantly nut when you see him. Jeringa also flexes every single minute of his life and enjoys doing Guacamole Nigga Penis in his free time. He also has unlimited N-word passes and will literally destroy your asshole if you engage in the sexual act with him. Jeringa enjoys shitting on toasters, burning his pee hole with a hot needle and leaving his ass unwiped after shitting.

"Save us, mighty lord Jeringa"

"Did you see El Dongo, it is beautiful"
"Gekyume was circumcised by Jeringa"

by Big Dick Monkey March 15, 2019

Jerine

She’s the hottest bitch alive. Beware.

Damn did you see that girl? Bet her name’s Jerine. Ha!

by Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk April 23, 2018