Jeppe

Jeppe is the hottest, sweetest and kindest guy you'll ever meet. Jeppe will make you laugh and politely laugh at your bad jokes in return. He is supportive and caring and will make you feel safe in his arms. He is also hot like an oven, so if you are cold, warm yourself on him, you'll be toasty in no time, and a little turned on. Or a lot. He's such a good kisser and great in bed so you'll never want to get out. He will make you get out though, because he wants you to focus on your future, and that means going to work or school so you can live a life with purpose, but you'll think that life in his bed is pretty purposeful. If you want to win at billiards he is not your guy. He'll beat you and laugh when you shoot badly, and then make it worse by making a perfect shot himself afterwards. He is actually the worst. But the best worst.

You will have a good time with Jeppe. It won't be boring.

Now you'll be like damn, can I get me some of that Jeppe, but he already has a gf that loves him, so too bad and too late, go get yourself someone else.

Maybe a Casper or a Jannik, they are pretty good. But nothing like Jeppe.

Guy 1: Damn, I wonder how I could get with that girl over there with the fine piece of ass. I don't think she'd ever go for me.

Guy 2: Just try to be like Jeppe, then she'll fall for you in no time.

Guy 1: How could I ever be like Jeppe, he is too awesome!

Guy 2: Write her a song about a fat dog on a bus, that will do the trick.

by Chubbacca:D November 16, 2021

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Jewpie

someone who is very pro-Jewish, interested in Judaism/Jewish culture, or hangs out with Jewish people, but usu. not Jewish him/herself

a contraction of "Jewish groupie."

a neutral term; more positive than negative

You're a shiksa, but since you're such a Jewpie, we love you anyway.

by rainbowrolemodel September 5, 2005

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jappie

A South African. Originated in the early 1990's when the Springbok rugby team emerged from the sporting sanctions. Jappie Mulder was a strong midfield player for the Springboks. Generally a derogatory way a New Zealander will refer to a South African

How did the English go against the Jappies at Twickenham on Saturday? Oh they got destroyed as usual.

by Jonathan Horrax June 29, 2011

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jappie

A term referring to a person who grew up on a farm and is not familiar with city life, naive, often unsophisticated. Not too polite, often used as a derogatory term for Caucasian South Africans by the British and by people of former British Colonies such as Australia and New Zealand. It appears to have been derived from the Dutch term "plaasjapie" meaning a farm-boy, and implies someone who is ignorant and uneducated, aimed mainly at the Afrikaner (of Dutch origin)

True account of convo heard by mine own ears in the bowls pavilion of Nairobi Club c.1967
Pater: So why didn't stay in South Africa, Izzy?
Izzy : Ag, Man! I can't stand the bloody Jappies,

by tumbokubwa June 21, 2013

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Jeppe

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My friend here jeppe is alleredy taken and he is cracked at fortnite my Guy. AHhhhhh

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by Kukvik December 9, 2020

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