Jed

Jed is the horniest person I have ever had sex with. One of his many kinks is having sex dressed as a pumpkin. He has a very wide cock and gently grazes my brown mouth each week after work on a thursdee

Yeah I get railed by jed. He sure gets the job done

by Ashtin jonsin November 24, 2021

Jed

A male from british decent who loves metal or rock. A jed will treat you well and have a great laugh. One you know a jed you cant not he is a memorable person who has god tier looks. There is also a chance he brags about his penis size mostly claiming it is of 8 inches

Girl- that boys a fit lad wish i knew him
Other girl- how do you live without Jed

by Skezzy212 November 22, 2019

Jed

Small white child. Not to be trusted. Run. R. RUN.

Jed is a dingus

by H-hewwo?? May 15, 2018

Jed

a cool person

wow Jed is so cool

by hihivcturfiuoniobct75s July 22, 2021

Jed

An incredibly sexy man who has made out with every woman in existence but somehow is still a virgin.

Jed stole my girlfriend, but he didn’t hit tho.

by Trystan Smölpeepee March 25, 2021

Jed

Australian Definition:

1. Geek
2. Nerd
3. Someone who focuses intensely on a hobby. (i.e. Dungeons & Dragons, Star Wars, Guitar, pretty much anything that the accuser finds stupid or not worthy of time)

Man, Anthony is such a jed, all he does is play with his barbie doll collection.

Thomas scored 98% on his exam, what a fucking jed, man.

by Ivonin December 12, 2007

Jed

A Jed is somebody who loves hotrods, a lot!
Normally pronounced hotroddddddsssssss!

Guy 1 - Hey Buddy did you see that Jed?
Guy 2 - What are you talking about?
Guy 1 - The Jed over there really likes his hotrod that much he is ripping the ears off it!

by George1280 October 23, 2013