jeanis

the bump on jeans and hat happens when you sit down that looks suspiciously like a penis

when she sat a jeanis appeared in her lap

by fooster_slay February 9, 2024

Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

Skinny Jeans

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.

While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.

by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

jennisa

A confident and beautiful girl. She will always put a smile on her face even when she’s sad. She has some trust and relationship issues but if you’re lucky enough to get her keep her. She has an incredible personality that can make anyone’s day. She won’t take shit from anyone. She is very determined and will work her ass off to accomplish her goals. She is a great listener and will always be there if you need someone to talk to. She’s a loyal best friend and won’t switch up on you. She’s so amazing and it kills a you to fall for her.

Guy: Who’s that girl?

Girl: That’s my best friend Jennisa.

Guy: Wow

by 1272 January 14, 2018

janissa

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she's smart, funny, out going, chill and full of surprises. She can make your day a whole lot better. She loves music and she loves to dance like nobody's watching. Over all she is just awesome.

I had the best time with janissa!

by Jane34 November 1, 2017

Geoff jeans

A pair of jeans usually only worn around the house. They tend to be cheap, ugly and/or old and are seldom worn in public places.

Let me shower and change out of my Geoff jeans, and I can meet up in about an hour.

by F E D December 14, 2010

Jeans night

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.

“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”

by Jeans_night December 10, 2021