Jasury Garcia

Everyone calls her a hoe which she is. She is also known as Mia Khalifa. But she is also caring and sometimes loud.

Man that Jasury Garcia is a very nice person.

She's loud though.

Good point, makes her from a 7 to a good 5.

by Stoopid751 June 4, 2019

janurary 20

Kiss your crush day :) so what if there are other days like this! Kiss the kid and make it good!

Omg! Today is janurary 20 , today we all gotta kiss our crushesssss :)))

by girlzarehawtaf January 19, 2021

Janurary 17

National if your name starts with a M and ends with a Y then your crush has to hold your hand and hug you

Girl-will you hug me and hold my hand
Her crush-umm. thats weird why?
Girl-because its Janurary 17 National if your name starts with a M and ends with a Y then your crush has to hold you hand and hug you
Her crush-ohh. ok

by Mickflina November 20, 2019

Janurary 23

Every ne who has birthday on janurary 23 has to get fucked by a darker skinned person as their birthday present.

X: Hey you know what day is today?

Y: Uhm janurary 23?

X: Yes! And because you have birthday on jamurary 23 you have to get fucked by a darker skinned person! Come on!

by AnIoopsksksky October 23, 2019

Jasner

Jasner: Verb; The act of spewing male ejaculate out ones nose due to laughter, usually following a well placed phrase or joke.

Right after I blew my sizable load in her mouth I shouted, "Breast milk!?" and I gave her a Jasner! Bringing my asner count to 3 this year!

by Dal-Dal March 15, 2010

jasburgers

What you say to make fun of a kid named Jasper.

Hey it’s a Jasburgers

by Water hobo March 26, 2019

janurary 4th

National Thallys Day.

person : i feel like it's janurary 4th
Thallys : it sure is
person : YOOO

by FollosLloofy May 18, 2021