Japanese Rain Goggles

A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
by golfguy0830 November 24, 2010
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When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.
Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.
by DYOMAF November 25, 2010
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A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !
Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night

Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face
by Bob te dude November 29, 2016
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it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.
when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles
by beta2 November 23, 2010
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A sexual term made up by Charlie Sheen in season 10, episode 8, that a woman, Courtney, does to him.
Alan: "how'd you get the black eye?"

Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night
by muimhneach November 24, 2010
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"Japanese Rain Goggles"

The Sexual Act of a Man or Woman sitting on the face of another Man or Woman so the Butt Cheeks of the person on top overlap the eyes of the person laying down. This places the anus directly in the center of the nose and the Vagina or Testicles/Penis of the person on top over the other persons mouth.

In Japanese cultures, the person on top would defecate diarrhea onto the persons face which would slide down the left and right side of the persons face on bottom and seep into the eyes, giving the person on bottom Pink Eye to simulate a vagina in the face.

In English cultures, the person on bottom would simply use the position to lick the Testicles/Penis or Vagina of the person on top until climax. The act is also simply called "Rain Goggles" with the exclusion of the "Japanese" part.

In Korean cultures, the act is performed similar to the Japanese culture with the only variation being the inclusion of the Vagina/Penis/Testicle copulation until climax, at which point the Semen or Vagina Cum would drip into the mouth of the person on bottom. Similarly, it is referred to simply as "Rain Goggles."
In Japanese culture - "I received Japanese Rain Goggles from the hooker on 5th street, now my eyes hurt like hell and I think they're infected worse."

In English culture - "My girlfriend and I switched Rain Goggles for the first time last night. She loved it, I wasn't too thrilled about it though."

In Korean culture - "I swallowed his cum when he gave me Rain Goggles. I hate the taste of it, though!"
by Raining Buckets February 12, 2013
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Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man receives oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
by Yell3p April 07, 2020
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