hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005

Jayesexual

Being sexually attracted to people who love to chill, have a good time and enjoy themselves(Jaye).

Anaka is sexualy attracted to Shegun because he's always having fun and spending. She is Jayesexual.

by NaijaShark December 1, 2020

jomosexual

a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends

Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.

by jdot May 19, 2006

Jaysexual

Jaysexual is when Aly is sexually attracted to Jay (nickname)

Aly wants to marry Jay and have sex with him all the time <3

Hi, I’m Aly and I am Jaysexual.

by L9VE_aly May 1, 2021

jacesexual

A sexuality for those who are extremely attracted to people by the name of Jace. Most people are unaware that they are in fact a jacesexual until they lay eyes on one.

What is that mans name over there
- I think his name is Jace
Hmm I must be a jacesexual

by RealHotty December 30, 2020

Jugsexual

Straight for everyone but jughead from riverdale

Daniel you simp for jughead, you must be jugsexual

by JugheadLover January 22, 2021

Jomosexual

Someone who claims to be A-sexual but really like peepee in his poo poo hole

"Joe is a flying homo sexual". "No bro he is a Jomosexual"

by 55Soft June 25, 2021