A gender that describes an Asexual/Aroace person (they dont want to be in relationships) that only wants a relationship cause they are jealous and want to fit in.
Kyle: "Did you hear, Stan? Wendy is Asexual but likes you!" Stan: "What the fuck? You have to be bullshitting Kyle! That isn't possible!" Angry Joe: "It means they're Jelacesexual! Don't you boys already know?"
by teh goon April 21, 2023
Get the Jelacesexual mug.A giant ass form of shit you take when eating more then at least 5 jalapenos or other spicy foods. You know those long red pepper things found in Kung Pau Chicken at panda express? These are the leading causes of Jalapeno Shits.
Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Sorry, I can't see 2012 with you. I have a bad case of Jalapeno Shit. Maybe in 4 days when I recover?
by Shit master 58 November 30, 2009
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1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.
by salsero63 January 12, 2008
Get the jalapeño dick mug.When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.
My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.
by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017
Get the jalapeno blowjob mug."Jalice" is the merging of the two names of the charaters Jasper and Alice from the Twilight saga. It represents their relationship as a married couple, and to some people, Jalice are the only reason to read and/or watch the overall mundane Twilight saga as they are the only characters and couple in the series who make the saga interesting.
"Jalice are the only reason I can bare to sit through the Twilight Saga."
"Twilight should have been about Jalice instead of the awkward Bella and Edward."
"Team Jalice Forever!"
"Some Jalice fanfictions are much better than the whole twilight saga put together."
"Twilight should have been about Jalice instead of the awkward Bella and Edward."
"Team Jalice Forever!"
"Some Jalice fanfictions are much better than the whole twilight saga put together."
by Jalice fan! August 3, 2012
Get the Jalice mug.It's a traditionnal way of having sex between a man and a women. It refers to the situation where a guy put some chili peppers (jalapenos) on his member to add a spicy feeling to the sexual relation.
Here, feel that Jalapeener
by le yable December 16, 2008
Get the jalapeener mug.The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.
The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.
by BobDan May 1, 2014
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