applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

jacking off by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

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When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.

Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.

jacking off in a corner by Sniperrul January 10, 2007

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Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

jacking off by Patrick April 23, 2008

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rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum

what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere

jacking off by I'm jacking off September 7, 2003

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