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Jawsome

An achieved level of greatness so potent, that it becomes dangerous to swim or wade in nearby waters. Hence the "JAWS"ome, paying homage to the famous, giant shark.
In street culture, jawsome is usually tagged with a drawing of a shark that bears a resemblance to Brobee from Yo Gabba Gabba. It was speculated that it was how the roaming inner-city tropes of retards marked their territory, but now scholars believe that it's just the stupidest fucking thing ever.
You're jawsome.

There's been a recent increase in shark attacks because you're jawsome.

Don't do anything too jawsome, or the daycare field trip to the beach might end in a watery grave.
by senior randy January 26, 2012
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Awesome Jawsome

The act of giving or receiving oral sex. Most commonly referred to the act of receiving oral sex from a partner who is on their cycle due to the inability to have sex. Due to recent usage it has expanded to being used as a replacement for saying really good head.
EX1. Girl 1: Girl I Just Got Some Awesome Jawsome!

EX2. Girl 1: We Can't Do It I'm On My Cycle.

Boy 1: Wazzup Wit Some Awesome Jawsome Then?
by TheYungPhresh September 25, 2010
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Awesome Jawsome

The ultimate word had it not been coined by a goddamn brit.
Guy 1: Awesome Jawsome.
Guy 2: Fucking brit.
Buy 1: What?
by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004
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jawsome

a word used to describe the degree of how awsome a person or thing is. formed from the person Joel.
-"man that kid Joel is pretty awsome"
-"How awsome is he?"
-"he's jawsome!"

dude! that kid's pretty Jawsome.

I really want that car!
why?
cuz look at how jawsome it is!
by xrader95 May 25, 2011
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jawsome

A hardcore band from Gainesville, Florida with Spring Break-themed songs. Known for their love of bros, brews and breakdowns. In common usage, followed by two exclamation points.
-"Yo, brah, did you hear the new JAWSome!! song?"
-"That gnarly one about waiting 30 minutes after you eat before you swim in the ocean?"
-"Yeah, brah, that song is jawsome!"
-"Spring Break!"
-" '06!"
by xdarcyx September 12, 2008
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jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.
Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"
by huh1234 September 4, 2009
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