jike

a joke that you make to a ho or a three pronged dildo

Muthafucka: Man, yall was jiking at that ho
Girl: Damn that jike hit every spot

by mofocka March 11, 2005

yo jikes

Dumb things that a wanksta says that have no meaning.

I'm suckin on three mints at the same time yo jikes

by thickjitsammich July 27, 2016

jike

A jike is a term for joke, that someone ruined.
It is also as a magic word as "fuck" and fits into every conversation.

"I am 100% human and 70% water"

"This doesnt add up"

"Bro, you jiked it"

by Typing "Big J" Error December 14, 2020

Flaming Jike

When you flash someone, but after dousing them with sexburst (see sexburst definition) and setting them alight.

Last night I had some sexburst leftover so I decided to flaming jike that old lady down the street with some friends!

by JMRILER January 18, 2009

Jike

Someone from New Jersey

Mike calls a person from New Jersey a Jike

by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022

Jiked

When you've just been kicked out of a club so you take to social media to tell all of your pals about the events that have just occurred but you can't spell probably due to the state that you're in. Jiked = the drunken spelling for "kicked". "Jike" is used for the present tense.

Harry: I jst got jiked out da pub
Terry: You mean kicked out?
Harry: Yh i got jiked out

by DXTF123 February 21, 2017

xu jike

somebody who makes me feel love and he's came into my life at an unexpected time. he's a sweet, handsome, mature, and loveable person.
i love them xu jike so much!

dude1: hey, do u know xu jike?
dude2: ah yea! ikik! he's fee's boyfriend and he's really handsome right?
dude1: yes, fee is really love xu jike.
dude2: yes, they'll together forever

by ur future wife 🦁 December 29, 2024