Jazz Bro

A college jazz musician who is a bro. Usually socially adept, a jazz bro attends parties, drinks beer, plays beer pong and partakes in the usual bro activities, but listens to and plays jazz music. Some can be socially inept however, and can be extremely biased when it comes to music, displaying elitist qualities. These jazz bros can usually be picked out by the presence of a soul patch. Some jazz bros listen to hip hop with jazz overtones, as well as funk and fusion music.

Steve is totally a jazz bro. Look at the way he sinks those shots in pong, while listening to Kind of Blue.

by Chim Ridgels November 8, 2010

I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.

Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.

by zndnc July 15, 2011

Jazz Balls

when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box

Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.

Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!

by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008

jazz bal

The dried out state of your testicles after an all nighter shaggin.

Mate have you seen me jazz bal after last night.

by shacks December 16, 2006

jazz band

A kick ass place where musicians gather together to play music. A place where people feel like they belong. A place where there are amazing people and an amazing teacher who give you knew pieces to play everytime that are always amazing and provide you with the skill to take on even more challenged pieces that soon develope the better musician.

I love jazz band because its fun and relaxing.

by ignatious July 18, 2005

Jazz Burger

An overzealous individual, particularly in sales. Characterized by shady ethics and hair that has way too much gel in it.

That motherfucking jazz burger at the Verizon store sold me a piece of shit phone.

by Bender04 December 18, 2013

Jazz Band

A group of awesome musicians who play jazz music. Some of the instruments played are: piano, drum set, guitar, bass guitar, trombone, trumpet, alto sax, soprano sax, and tenor sax. Sometimes there is a flute or clarinet. The musicians in a jazz band are usually very comfortable and confident in the music they play.

The jazz band is full of great musicians.

by Sasuke Hater February 19, 2008