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That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb

A drop shot (typically into Red Bull) that is horrifically disgusting and appears as a Jäger Bomb but it isn’t.
Keagan: “Let’s go boys! Let’s get dickered it’s New Years Eve!”
James: “Shots?!”
*slams back Black Death shot*
James: “That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb!” (Puke dripping from face)
by Horsecrotch May 2, 2018
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Jäger Tooth Tiger

Phil says: "Hey chico what are you lookin' to do tonight?"

Diego says: "Man I'm looking to get jumped by a Jäger Tooth Tiger."
by ~Q~ April 21, 2010
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JÄGER

JÄGER is something you scream on the top of your lungs, It is like Yeet but the swedish version. JÄGER is screamed to show dominance. Sometimes you can fight people in the art of JÄGER:ing. The one who backs down first loses.

Jäger is like T pose where you can do it to show that you are the alpha.
Person 1: Dude you are a dumb guy!
Person 2: JÄÄÄÄGGGEEER!!!!1
Person 1: OH SORRY IM SO SORRY IM BAD PLEASE DON'T JÄGER ME AGAIN.

Person 2: Heh Nothing Personal Kid
by FelixVonBin's #1 Fan September 11, 2018
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Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!
I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!
by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021
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Tactical Jäger-Bomb

The act of doing a Jäger-Bomb during a night out when you start to feel tired, using the effect of the caffeine of Red Bull with the added bonus of the alcohol in Jäegermeister
“Bro I am so tired, I’m going to have a tactical Jäger-Bomb”
by Chuck Shiesty August 4, 2023
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Jäger

Made 1312serbia paranoid for talking about peanuts
Jäger 1-0 serbia with helicopter
by bigbooootyhunter69 March 20, 2021
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Jäger Brain

When you are doing something so stupid people think you're drunk on Jägermeister
by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023
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