Icicle Fingers

When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.

Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers

by Acecard22 January 24, 2016

suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

icicle bitch

a woman who has a heart colder than ice when it comes to the bedroom

mary was such an icicle bitch, she never likes to play my rusty trumbone

by dan85 April 30, 2008

Icicle Pyramid

the best motherfucking classic game ever created, that three friends would fight over to play on Nintendo 64. It is so addicting, that boys and girls alike would stay up ALL night getting to the next "cup" or level. Unfortunately, you have to take out your friends AND enemies on Icicle Pyramid balloon battle. Icicle Pyramid = Good memories that last forever.

Dang, Aubreh feels so sad out when Aymba and Shealeh don't giver her a turn playing Icicle Pyramid!

by Miss.Buttsniffer November 14, 2010

icicle up the ass

Someone who is cold and frosty. Unfriendly.

He's so damn frosty he keeps an icicle up the ass to keep it warm.

by Craven W. January 22, 2014

Icicle Dash

Take 12-15 guys to a playground and have them lay on the jungle gym with their dongs dangling down through like icicles. Run through the dangling dongs like you are running though icicles, preferably with your mouth agape and tongue out letting them smack you in the face.

Dude #1-We'll, off to the public playground again.

Dude #2- Going on an icicle dash? Need me to hang out on the monkey bars again?

Dude #1 - No thanks! I'm taking all of my frat bros down with me again.

by TheAC January 27, 2017

Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.

“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”

by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023