Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

by Termy August 3, 2007

Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014

Install Party

An attempted LAN party with such poor planning that no one has any games installed, or the players do not have the same games installed. The players will typically pick a game or two and then pass around the disks or download it. Since there are generally 4 or more people trying to do this simultaneously, this takes the entire night and no games are played

"Want to have a LAN party?"
"What game do you want to play?"
"I don't know. We'll figure it out when we all get there."
"Sounds like an install party to me."

by Solid Penguin May 1, 2010

installationship

The intense relationship one has when an app is first installed.

Mitch: Jim! I just downloaded this app! It's so good, I can't stop playing it in class.

Jim: cool story

*later*

Jim: Mitch, stop playing that game it sucks

Mitch: I think it's an installationship

by JJLyon September 7, 2013

Instaballs

The act of correcting ignorance (e.g idiotic actions or statements) with testicular biofeedback.

Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!

by BobbyScott August 19, 2018

Instabaiting

The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.

Katie was instabaiting so hard leaning up against that graffiti wall yesterday.

by Instabaitor October 29, 2017

zero-install

A term used to describe any Windows PC program that doesn't require any kind of installation to be accessed, other than having to copy and paste the contents of the program's disc to your hard drive.

Because this game is a zero-install, I only have to transfer it to my hard drive and run the executable to play it.

This new program I bought functions as a zero-install, making it run on multiple systems at once.

by Diamondback26 February 13, 2010