An Inconvenient Wanker

Al Gore.

Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"

Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"

Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."

by Osama Bin Crackhead October 4, 2009

Inconvenient Lies

A reference to Al Gore's rubbishy film on the climate change and global warming scenario.

Al Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, has been condemned, debunked and duly castigated as a pack of Inconvenient Lies. Many thousands of alarmed and eminent, but sceptical scientists from around the world have labelled it as a pure scaremongering hoax.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

inconvenient douchebag

someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else

barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag

by tiredtor September 20, 2010

inconvenient party go-er

Someone who only gets invited to parties at the most inconvenient times of his/her life. Usually at these parties they will meet very important people, thus making it worse.

Inviter: Hey, wanna come to my graduation party?

Invitee: Ugh, I have a fever.

Inviter: Ashton Kutcher will be there.

Invitee: Damn, I'm such an inconvenient party go-er

by thisismeallthetime June 16, 2011

inconvenient talker

1. a person who starts a new conversation when you think the previous conversation ends

Examples are self explanatory like this website denying my word entry, almost like an inconvenient talker starts new conversations when i try and leave a room

by Fatty Alert September 24, 2020

Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023