Kangaroo in the Basement

A term commonly used in reference to a man's erection. Basement meaning pants, and the kangaroo speaks for itself...

"Derick totally had a kangaroo in the basement when he was helping you on your golf swing today."

by Melissa Egan July 20, 2008

Mucus in the Basement

When mucus comes out of a female's vagina when she is excited; discharge.

I got Mucus in the Basement when I saw his hot body.

by monibling January 19, 2009

Bowling in the basement

Euphemism for anal sex, typically between two homosexual males.

I've never seen Bob with a woman-maybe he's bowling in the basement.

by a55pirate February 18, 2011

Stuck in the basement

The act of being a male while having attraction to women, but unable to obtain a relationship.

"Why's Jack nervous around Shelly?" "He's just Stuck in the basement."

by Heel-Gemini October 18, 2018

Water in the basement

When a person has cuffed their pants way to high up

person 1: "look at that dork his mom can't afford long enough pants"
person 2: "Nah, he prob just have water in the basement"

by seatbelt2 October 29, 2021

Sleep in the basement

When a bald man stick his head up another man's ass and attempts to stay there for an extended period of time.

Dave was in town for a visit and Bart offered to let him sleep in the basement.

by The English Prick April 6, 2021

kangaroo in the basement

Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.

"Daaamn son! Thurs no way you coulda hid that kangaroo in the basement."

by Melissa Egan December 9, 2008