Static in the Attic

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.

Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.

by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

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Cash in the Attic

1. Really tiresome UK daytime "entertainment" TV show,
where old farts who desperately need cash for mum's hip operation etc get a gay expert in bric-a-brac to poke about in their house saying things like "Ooh, we should be able to get you £35 for that salt cellar at auction". But it only goes for a fiver.

2. To ejaculate into a woman's mouth

"Hurry up Maureen, Cash in the Attic is about to start!"
"Thanks, but I'd rather drink bleach and set myself alight"

by PhilG November 29, 2007

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wide in the attic

Perceived to be demonstrating intelligence in an unfavorable arrogant way.

Dude, she thinks she knows everything! She's so wide in the attic.

by makeyourmomeatanapple May 23, 2011

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flowers in the attic

a t-shirt design from threadless.com that shows the silhouette of a girl in a school uniform shooting herself in the head and the blood splatter morphing into butterflies. It has since been used for tattoo designs and graffiti with slight modifications like changing the girl into a man.

Wow, I keep seeing the Flowers in the Attic design everywhere!

by threadless.com fan June 21, 2008