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Illuminati puppet

First of all, the Illuminati is a shadow government that controls almost everything from politics to pop culture.
An Illuminati puppet is a singer/group/band/other type of celebrity that does exactly what he or she is told to.
This could be to promote satanism like for example Kesha, Beyonce, Taylor Momsen, Miley Cyrus etc. do.
Why does the Illuminati want them to promote satanism and sing ignorant lyrics?
Because music directly affects people. They look up to their idols.
The Illuminati wants everyone to not think about politics, but rather drugs and sex.
This is their way of straying people's thoughts away from what their thoughts SHOULD be, so they can
carry out their plans in peace with no disturbance.

The Illuminati killed people who promoted the exact opposite of these puppets, people like
MLK and JFK and Tupac.

Some people believe that when artists put Illuminati symbolism in their videos, it's only for attention.
Say this was the case, then that's no excuse to promote satanism that affects kids behavior badly.
Zombie: Did you see Kesha's new video?
Not zombie: Fuck no, she's such an Illuminati puppet.
by Sesat March 4, 2014
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illuminatic celebrties

The illuminati is a real evil society they controls media, government, e.t.c. celebrities leave their morals and everything behind them going into the entertainment industry. They worship satan they sold their souls going in. Selena and Michael jackson did that and now they are in hell burn for eternity and many more and more to come.
Example: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Jay-z, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Azealia Banks, and many more.
They are VERY influentual and powerful.
These illuminatic celebrties are evil and deadly.
by Britney Jones July 24, 2014
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the illuminati

Illuminat is a secret orginization said to be controlling most of media such as music gaming and news.
When your fucking paranoid friend tells you about another Gay-z rumor about him doing the illuminati hands and some bs and some stupid triangle in a musicvideo what do you do. 1. kill your friend befor he spreads the truth. 2. take him to therapy. 3. or sacrifice him for fame and peenuts
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IlluminatiPhone

A telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order.
Person 1: Did you know the iPhone is a telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order? More like, IlluminatiPhone.

Person 2: You're a fucking moron. Lay off the weed.
by Shombray5000 September 19, 2014
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Illuminati

An ancient secret brotherhood dedicated to fucking up the lives of paranoid people around the world
My psychiatrist prescribed Risperidone, but I suspect that this is just some sneaky Illuminati-plot to get rid of me, since I am heir to the throne of Denmark
by Baron Adeler July 1, 2011
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illuminati boy

a user on stan twitter, who hates ice cream, is always horny but is funny too tho.
by stan twt user October 11, 2020
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Illuminati

the Illuminati is a secret orginazation of the most powerful and influential elite in the world.They go back for centuries and maintain the same bloodlines.They set up the council on forign relations,the bilderberg group and the tri-laterial commission.those 3 groups all meet to plan the fate of the world.They consists of international bankers,top government officials,leaders in the energy cartel and media monopoly owners and have control over the U.N. and unesco.their subdivisions reach into everyones daily life without most sheeple even being aware of it. They also have ties to the freemasons,skull and bones, and the knights templar.their ultimate goal is for a one world government which they will control,also a one world currency,and they want control and ownership of all land,property,resources and people.Also they manipulate political parties,and the legal and illigal drug trade and federal agencies related to all matters listed above.
rockefeller foundation,ford foundation, carlysle group,J.P.Morgan,oppenhiemer,kuhn leub,federal reserve system and many others involved. check out bloodlines of the illuminati and new world order
by New Rising Sun June 6, 2005
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