Inverse Midas 

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe

1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.

Inverse Midas by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010

Inverse Turtleneck 

Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.

I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!

Inverse Turtleneck by Kedde June 14, 2010

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning 

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

Inverse Cramer 

The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.

Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!

Inverse Cramer by qualidafial March 21, 2021

Inverse Flash 

To commit the Inverse Flash;

1. Sneak up behind your victim
2. Grab on to the front of their shirt
(your arms around their waist)
3. Lift their shirt up as high as possible, making the victim feel very uncomfortable

An Inverse Flash is effective on either gender.
A successful Inverse Flash involves lifting the victim's shirt atleast half-way up.
A full Inverse Flash is very rare and highly rewarding.

- Guy1: *Sneaks up behind Guy2 and successfully commits a full inverse flash*
- Guy2: "Oh My God! This is extremely uncomfortable!"

Inverse Flash by Skip1991 February 3, 2009

Inverse Law 

The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.

Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)

Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.

4 / .6 = 6.667

You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.

Inverse Law by agent69akasexy April 14, 2010

inverse 5-second rule 

When you pick up something interesting on the ground and you hold it for less than 5 seconds, it is ok to put it back on the ground.

jim: dude didn't you pick that off the ground?
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.

inverse 5-second rule by dtix July 30, 2010