Hypnos Intolerance

The inability to be hypnotized characterized by, but not limited to: willful choice not to undergo hypnosis, not to use self hypnosis, not to hypnotize others, thwarting covert hypnosis and firm, strong feelings about hypnosis.

People with hypnos intolerance perversely refuse to be hypnotized and have their reasons, despite the stories of success, benefit and the positive experience of others. Actually, being hypnos intolerant is a good thing. Without hypnosis in your life, you have more self-control.

by Info2go November 7, 2018

Factos Intolerance

When a brain is not able to break down and digest facts. Derived from the Spanish word 'Factos'(meaning facts) made popular to the English speaking community by Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah Travis isn't better than Eminem or 50 cent you have factos Intolerance

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Circadian Lactose Intolerance

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.

"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.

by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 1, 2009

exercise intolerance

The condition that people with fibromyalgia claim they have that prevents them from engaging in physical activities that have been shown to significantly help their "disease."

Joyce: Because of exercise intolerance, I cannot workout for more than 10 minutes.
Billy: Hmmmmm, are you sure? Or is it because you weigh 300 pounds? You know Joyce, I know of a really good water aerobics class.

by PsyDawg July 13, 2015

lactose intolerance

lactose intolerance is actualy LackToastAndTallIsnt that means lack of toast and less tall

You didn't have toast this morning your lactose intolerance

by Ladzam Zhaaq YUdiktionori November 11, 2021

Selactose intolerance

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream

Selective lactose intolerance

Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese

PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?

Patient: yeah

PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)

Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks

PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance

by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

Lackjoke intolerance

There’s these things yeah, called jokes, their purpose is basically amusement, but some people are allergic to the jokes, and they have this allergic reaction called “taking things too seriously” and so they miss out on all the fun, it’s a shame really, to be lackjoke intolerant 😞

Word on road is Michael’s hiding in recovery from his lackjoke intolerance

by Maya.like.fire September 17, 2019