insesdo

MBTI
1. To use your auxilliary cognitive function instead of your dominant function, because someone told you to.
2. To ask someone to insesdo

1.
ENFJ: I LOVE HER
ESFJ: I LOVE HER MOOORE
ENFP: uhh can you stop fe-ing it's hurting my brain
ENFJ: Good idea, I'll use my Ni instead

ESFJ: I'll Si insesdo

2.
Everyone: insesdo
The Sun: insesdo
ENFP: insesdo
ISTJ: OKAY FINE I'LL INSESDO NOW BACK TO WORK

by typologer July 31, 2020

inseducable

The ability to resist advances by unwanted women, especially ones who are attractive but likely have diseases that cause swelling and/or itching.

Can also apply to women who can resist men.

1. Man that girl was trying really hard to get in my pants, but she was unaware of the fact that, despite her being a ten on the hotness chart, I was born inseducable.

2. Tyler is so cool, hot girls will try anything to get with him. I don't know how he resists, he must be inseducable.

by SassyMeow March 7, 2010

instadeath

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.

Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.

by GGK78 May 16, 2013

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

Instadouche

This occurs during the lake season while a girl, preferably in a small bikini, goes tubing. The previously mentioned girl is sitting up right and as the boat goes around a turn one leg slips off the side into the water and the other stays on giving 30 mph water a straight shot at her vagina, instantly cleaning it out of all dirtyness.

"Dude, Sam, did you see Kaitlyn get that instadouche at the lake last weekend?"

"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."

by youwillneverguessme April 15, 2012

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006

Instadrama

drama that comes from people arguing or trolling your Instagram comment board.

Wow, Sam really causes a shit storm of instadrama when he posted a picture of his wife's cleavage.

by HypnotoadAZ April 9, 2015