Important things

Legal required documents

Here is a list of important things.

by Krazy Kat Woman February 1, 2017

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009

Important Kitten Business

Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)

Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"

by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013

Important Papers Folder

A folder containing documents of importance but with ranging categories. For short I.P.F.

Hey man, can you hand me my important papers folder? it's got my job application in it.

by The Italian Stallion Chode March 15, 2011

Important Person

A person who has a large amount of mail and or emails.

"Wow! You have a lot of mail in your mailbox Angie. You must be an Important Person!"

"Look at all those emails! Now HE is an Important Person."

by urmidnightbabay November 25, 2016

Important story

Yeah, that's why I told it for free.

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this

Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇

Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this

"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"

by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023