Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
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Get the If it fucks like a duck mug.From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
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by COOCHIEEE 😩 January 31, 2023
Get the if it aint xo then it gotta go mug.No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
by Thycid March 20, 2005
Get the if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college mug.A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.
Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.
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Get the if it ain't broke don't fix it mug.Acoustic Track of the A Day to Remember album "Homesick". It is sung by Jeremy McKinnon, the lead singer of the band, and Sierra Kay, a singer from the band VersaEmerge.
Friend: Does A Day to Remember have any songs without any screaming???!!!
Me: Yes, listen to "If it Means a Lot to You".
Me: Yes, listen to "If it Means a Lot to You".
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