I'm not gay seat

Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.

Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.

by James Gutierrez May 17, 2007

Proving I’m not gay

To prove you aren’t gay to somebody is to have heterosexual sex with them

I’m proving I’m not gay with Kiera

by Racinette July 11, 2021

im not gay

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.

Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.

by Very good name August 20, 2020

Im not gay seat

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

"im not gay" hug

When two men, having a mutual respect for each other, give one another a hug and pat on the back, usually, three times in rapid succession. "pat... pat... pat" which translates to "im... not... gay"

I hadn't seen my friend in so long i hugged him, but i didn't want to seem gay so i have him the "Im not gay" hug.

by matt flowers February 13, 2007

IM NOT GAY MOM

A WORD USED WHEN you tell your mom your not gay

"TRUST ME MOM IM NOT GAY UGH YOU NEVER BELIVE ME!" this phrase shows you are telling your mom you are not homosexual. Im not gay mom means you are telling your mom that you are not homosexual.

by im not gay mom i promise November 6, 2020

Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

Dino b

Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.

by october8th February 11, 2019