hyphenatrix

A controlling, self-centered, narcissistic woman of the corporate world who insists on hyphenating her two (or more) last names. A hyphenatrix typically dominates meetings, abuses subordinates, and generally behaves as if:

(a) rules do not apply to her
(b) others exist in order to please her every desire, no matter how absurd
(c) one last name is simply insufficient to express the glory of her being.

Can generally be identified by her brightly-colored power suits, her chilling, Medusa-like gaze, and her willingness to verbally eviscerate anyone who dares refer to her by only one last name.

Have you met that new head of HR, Megan Smith-Jones?" "Oh sweet Lord...she's a hyphenatrix, isn't she? I'm gonna go work on my resume.

by Jokanaan July 23, 2010

hyphynated

someone who is anti hyphy; They try to act hard and pretend to be hood. The possers who usually reside in suburbs of the bay area community such as burlingame milbrae and piedmont.

Man those guys in those collared shirt are so hyphynated, they are killing the bay area's rep.

by pj kealy February 8, 2007

unnecessary hyphenating

something i do too much of whilst msn-ing and emailing. it's a bad habit in some respects - kicks bloody arse in others.

Yay-ness (unnecessary hyphen)
msn-ing (as i did earlier totally by accident)
ill-ified (yet again)

basically the art of unnecessary hyphenating is to break down perfectly fine words or to totally invent your own. You can do this by taking the 'ing' off a word and adding a hyphen in the middle OR adding suffixs to the end of normal words. like yay for example. this can then become yay-ness (for more yay!) you can mix and match many words and suffixs - my three favorites are:

-ified
-ness
-ing

Have fun =)

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds March 20, 2005

hyphenite

A racist who is easily identified by the presence of "Some other arbitrary nationality or heritage (hyphen) American". Hyphenites also tend to be the most hypocritical of racists in that they are the most likely to claim being victim of the very racism they promote with their hyphenite heritage.

David: "Jose, are you a Mexican-American?"
Jose: "Kiss my ass, I'm no fucking hyphenite, I am an American"

by non-prefixed american November 22, 2013

Hygenated

to be clean or fresh. of superior hygiene. fat joe.

yo, fat joe be HYGENATED!

by kory westerhold February 20, 2007

Re-Hymenated

Becoming Re-Hymenated, Born Again Virgin

He hasn't had a root in over 5 years, i reckon he's been Re-Hymenated

by G_70 August 27, 2010

hyphenation

1. Use of the hyphen; To split words apart, or combine them.

Don't listen to the other definition. This is hyphenation :)

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021