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HYPERNESS

While talking...we had hyperness.
by bobyfredyydoo January 5, 2009
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hypeness

Its when somebody is extry happy about something they've acommplished.
Like if everybody sittin in class, and the teacher gives their test papers back, and you got the highest score, and you scream, yeah I got an one hundred!!!!!, everybody would most likely say aight hypeness! Chill.
by Swphillygurl November 24, 2006
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hypermetacognition

When I wondered if the police officer would believe that Jacob knew that he was on to him, it was an example of hypermetacognition.
by dickface cockmaster January 24, 2011
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Hypertension

Hypertension is a long-term health condition whereby the blood pressure in the arteries is constantly elevated. Blood pressure is the pressure of the blood within blood vessels and is measured in ‘millimetres of mercury’ (mmHg) using two numbers; for example, 120/80mmHg.

According to the NHS, more than one in four adults in the UK have high blood pressure but many won’t even realise it. The only way to find out is by having your blood pressure checked.

Noticeable symptoms of hypertension are rare as the only time someone will notice symptoms of hypertension will be when their blood pressure reaches dangerously high levels. This is known as hypertensive crisis and the symptoms for this include severe headaches and anxiety, chest pain and an irregular heartbeat.

Hypertension puts lots of strain on blood vessels, the heart and other vital organs such as the kidneys. Having high blood pressure increases the risk of the following serious, and potentially life-threatening medical conditions:

Heart Disease.
Heart Attacks.
Kidney Disease.
Vascular dementia.
Strokes.
Heart Failure.
Ways of treating and managing hypertension include:

Watching your diet – Avoid foods high in saturated fat and sugar. Replace them with fruits and vegetables.
Leading an active lifestyle – Begin adding more exercise to your day. Start by walking regularly and then move onto jogging if you can.
My friend has hypertension.
by beny325893276 June 17, 2019
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hyperassilation

Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.
When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.
by Rockhouse July 11, 2009
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hypermellow

A term describing the state of having lots of chill energy, being easygoing, and getting naturally high off life to the point where everything feels relaxing.
I'm feeling and acting rather hypermellow!
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Hypermegatroniasis

when your ears feel like they might die from the ice machine resonating 95dB all day long.
Yes. I have been diagnosed with hypermegatroniasis by sitting near this raggedy thing all day. This is extra.
by Not JT February 8, 2014
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