get hyper

The banter version of going super saiyan

20 likes an ill get hyper in Tesco :)

by glenn28982 May 9, 2016

hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.

The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

by CanisMinor June 9, 2016

hyper patriot

A person who has unwavering, blind patriotism.

Eric owns 44 American flags--he's a hyper patriot.

by USE For Ever February 9, 2009

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Hyper Beam

If you're a male, while receiving oral sex, just as you're about to ejaculate, you scream, "Gyarados. Use Hyper Beam!" Then you ejaculate on her face. If she starts complaining, say, "Gyarados must recharge".

Lewis was in a jocular mood, so he Hyper beamed his girlfriend after getting head.

by itsthedalton October 21, 2011

Hyper Zoop

A blast of zoop energy that destroys everything in its path. The energy blast is so powerful that it can only be used once. The colour of the Hyper Zoop ranges on how powerful you are and how well you have mastered Zoop!

Upon defeating four enemies, Adam comes up against the last boss....

Adam: " Oh my god, I need to use that Hyper Zoop that I saved up "

by Samyall May 19, 2007

hyper

A short term feeling of having lots of energy, one who is hyper usually does crazy/stupid things and laughs a lot. Often called a "natural high" and is caused by mutliple things: friends, sugar, lack of sleep, night, etc

I was so hyper last night i couldn't stop laughing.

by Magical Mara August 9, 2004