Sexual Hybrid

We all love a Toyota Prius , some people love them in a different way, they would prefer a Prius in their bed rather than their garage, a sexual hybrid is an item (preferable a person or a Toyota Prius) that has more than 2 testicles or a 4 cylinder engine combined with an electric motor. Sexual Hybrids are distinguished in 3 categories, hexafluid person(can eject cum from 6 different testicles), non binary (does not know binary) and last but not least, vehicle thing (usually has an exhaust in the place of a vagina)

Chris: Omg Marry, you are the non binary hexafluid sexual hybrid of my dreams, can I take you out on a date?
Marry: I'm sorry Chris, but I only date non binary sexual hybrid vehicle things , that 4 cylinder engine really turns me on

by ShitsJustAJoke November 26, 2020

Hybrid Theory

awesome CD. sold over 8 million copies

by Luka September 28, 2003

ghetto hybrid

When a cash-strapped driver of a gas guzzler changes their driving habits to approach and/or rival the fuel efficiency of a legitamate hybrid vehicle like the Prius. Such behavior modification may include shutting off the vehicle at train crossings and long lights to reduce idle-times. More aggressive behavior modification may involve putting the vehicle into neutral--or even shutting off the engine altogether--when driving down a hill. Furthermore, if the driver is so inclined, it is possible to compare the marginal increase in engine RPM's and simply derive a piece-wise nonlinear regression function that can accurately pinpoint the ideal cruise speed/s for the vehicle.

Clem and Pat are waiting for Clark to arrive at the party.

Clem: Where's Clark? He left his place a half-hour ago and he only lives 20 minutes away.
Pat: He's driving the ghetto hybrid.
Clem: What?!
Pat: Look, the speed limit might be 70, but he prefers to drive at 51 since it adds like 5 miles to the gallon.
Clem: OMG

by Ben354 April 23, 2008

hybrophobe

A bro that's afraid of other bros.

Did you see Charles run away when the party became a sausage fest? Bro's a total hybrophobe.

by Brosephus the Wise October 26, 2007

HybridCalisthenics

A man whos dedication in life is to provide people with new diets, fitness courses, and mental support.

You: Have you seen the new HybridCalisthenics video on the Wim Hof breathing?

Me: Yeah, apparently it helps increase your energy and reduce stress!

by Bhawp13 September 14, 2020

self-pleasuring hybrid

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change

Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid

by Limbic Candy September 15, 2020

hybrid theory

1. Linkin Park's debut album
2. Linkin Park's old band name
3. the theory of blending a mix of genres of music

1. i own HT! yay
2. i downloaded some HT! yay. im listening to "carousel" right now!
3. linkin park is a hybrid theory

by lena January 28, 2004