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Hatty Hattington

A very handsome man with a square head. The best friend of everyone, and the definition of handsome gentleman.
Friend one: Hey, do you know Hatty Hattington?
Friend two: Yes! The best friend of everyone!
by anonymous November 26, 2017
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Hatting

The new sexy semi-underground kink, wherein people engage in wearing others like hats. The hatting scene consists of two subgroups: the person who wears the hat, and the hat him- or herself. Addictive phenomenom.
"Why are you smiling like that?" "Jessica's been hatting me last night."
by Adam01 February 2, 2007
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mad hatting

getting high off marijuana with a close fraternity of friends
Last night, I went mad hatting at Daniel's party.
by strubinator April 10, 2004
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Brown Hatting

someone has to shit really bad and puts his/her hand over the ass hole. Some shit comes out but is stopped by the hand. It hardens into a brown hat that covers your ass hole.
"I was brown hatting so hard yesterday bro".
by SuperMario2360 May 10, 2011
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Top Hatting

When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!
What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!
by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011
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Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.
Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!
by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012
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Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises
Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.
by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015
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