Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!
by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023
Get the You gotta be dry humpin me!mug. From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.
by Supa Genius July 13, 2004
Get the Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!mug. Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!
by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004
Get the boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin timemug. by Denhamj February 22, 2018
Get the trunk humpin’mug. Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018
Get the Humpin' the crumpetmug. by mb1313 November 25, 2009
Get the leg humpinmug.