Humpback Whale

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.

I hooked up with Alex last night and gave her the good old humpback whale

by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023

Humpback Whale

two really gay whales

"humpback whales are gay"

by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

the humpback

One in the pink, three in the stink.
The index finger is seperated from the three other fingers, resembling a humpback whale's mouth. A great follow-up after the shocker.

The look on her face was priceless when I pulled the humpback.

by Hair-to-Shoulders June 12, 2005

bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.

Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.

by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024

Haitian Humpback

The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"

Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"

by Jimmy Tuesday December 25, 2024

humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety

"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"

by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

humpbucket

A girl who is not necessarily slutty, but is simply full of enough hormones that she is physically dependent on receiving male seed on a regular basis.

Well, I know she is a nice girl, but I might not have the stamina to have a relationship with such a humpbucket.

by R0GUECLAM (Dave H) January 8, 2009