hump the shizzle

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.

When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.

by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Hump in the pub

Hump in the pub is a sexual act, when you hump in the pub you generally hump the trash can in the pub.

Oi bruv watch me hump in the pub

by Geetar_LD April 2, 2019

The Hump Game

it is a game me and my friends made, 1 person starts as the humper and has to run after the non-humpers and try and hump them, when you are humped then you also go after the still non-humper.

mate 1: hey mate 2, wanna play the hump game?
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.

mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!

by Abbreviationist June 16, 2020

The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.

Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

The Trump Hump

To continuously fuck people in the ass, then building emotional walls to shut them out of your life forever.

Johnny wasn't that great of a person, I heard he regularly took part in The Trump Hump

by Harbinger_of_the_Abyss December 9, 2019

The dumping hump

This sex act sits firmly in the feces fetish category. For any woman who enjoy the aroma of a freshly pressed loaf; you my consider trying the dumping hump. She blasts into the bathroom while her man is vacating his bowels. Excited by the powerful odor she immediately becomes wet. Using whatever method is preferred, she gets her man erected and climbs aboard. In the perfect Dumping Hump scenario she will try to press her own log on top of her mans through the very small opening left on the toilet as she is cumming. Extra points if she can bank it off his balls.

Abigail know Chester was in the bathroom taking one of his massive post buffet dumps. It always surprisingly aroused her when she could smell it wafting through the door. She decided tonight was the night she was going to try the dumping hump.

by Go Balls Deep1 September 9, 2023