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A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute
Salute our God, Humberstone
by CHaZ October 4, 2015
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be humble

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Be humble!
by Be humble April 28, 2017
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Humble Boy

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Mexican border slang for white, homosexual males.
Hey, suck on my wiener or die, humble boy.
by shreddedbabywheats August 14, 2009
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A charge given by a police officer, not meant to stick but to give a corner boy or known criminal a hard time. Or humble/ quiet thier wrong doings.
Eg. Q: ay i heard the jump outs rolled up on u yesterday?
A: yea i was out that night they just hit me wit a humble
by bodymore bro October 10, 2013
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To Humble

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(verb) To explain a simple fact, in even simpler terms, to a really thick person. This is often to degrade a person and to boost your social status by making you seem more clever than the idiot you just humbled.
A posh way of "telling someone" i.e. "he got humbled" posh version of "he got told."
I just humbled you in this definition. But since you are thick, I am going to humble you again and give you a simpler definition.

Guy 1: What's this random paper we got ages ago?
Guy 2: Let me humble you. That paper is our task for the exam that we will be sitting later today. The fact that you don't even know what the paper is about, proves you are going to inevitably fail this test.
by thagodfatha July 8, 2011
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Humberside Headset

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A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'
by MagpieAndOutlaw August 17, 2009
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Humble Fuck

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1. To fuck or penetrate in some way a person in order to break them down to a point of humbling before you.

2. Synonymous with "owning" "spanked" or variations on the theme but often with an extra implied harshness.
1. John was humbled by the ass raping Rick gave to him in the showers. John was given a humble fuck or John was Humble Fucked

2. I grabbed the girl by her hair and humbled fucked her face.
by Big Daddy J & Dr. J July 29, 2009
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