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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan
by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020
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how do i even

basically when you get feels and you can't finish a sentance
person: Dan and Phil are in our city.
Me: hOW DO I EVEn
by phan5lyf January 29, 2016
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how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?
by 🅱️ophie February 27, 2020
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How do it know?

An expression taken from an old, old joke that describes a persons failure to grasp the obvious or demonstrate such intellectual ineptitude as to illicit a comment of " How Do It Know?"

The joke refers to a question posed to a scientist by a student ( or in variations IBM executive and employee, Republican and voter..ect...)"Sir in your opinion what is the worlds greatest invention?" asked a student. The scientist replied "The thermos bottle!" "Why?" asked the student, obviously confused. " Well" said the scientist, "it keeps cold drinks cold in the summer and hot drinks hot in the winter." holding up his thermos bottle in awe,"How do it know?"Also see No Shit Sherlock, Duh and George W Bush
The doctor looked at the thermometer then at the patients sweat covered brow and soaked bed clothes. "Any fever? "he asked the patient. " The nurse shook her head muttering in disbelief " How do it know? "
by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008
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how do you do

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009
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HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.
by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 11, 2008
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how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person
Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard
by Boipi February 24, 2021
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