hotpocket

someone useful that you would not consider a friend but ultimately keep around and take advantage of

stemming from the fact that you always want to keep them "close and warm, i.e. in your pocket"

Can be used as a noun or as a verb.
I tried to hotpocket Shelly as a tutor, but she wouldn't even look at me after I waited til finals to finally talk to her.

Charlie is a good hotpocket, he works at the restaurant and always hooks up free food.
by dyw21 March 05, 2009
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When a guy shits in the girls pussyhole and then proceeds to fucking her.
Buddy #1: "Dude, last night I dared Jake to hotpocket Meghan and he actually did!", "she still smelled when we woke up this morning."

Buddy #2: "She probly liked it, that nasty hoe."
by Betsy Baker December 29, 2007
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when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.
yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.
by coltonigger May 09, 2007
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When an erect penis bends sideways and pokes out of or nestles into the pocket of his pants.
Girl 1: I was rubbing on my boyfriends penis, and it was sort of sticking into his pocket, sideways.
Girl 2: That's called a hotpocket.
by herenorthere April 12, 2008
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Mult. definitions: a, where you stick a body part into someones shoulder for warmth when its cold and rub. b, rubbing on someones shoulder to produce sexual bliss.
girl: I'm cold.
guy: here use my hotpocket
or
:why are you rubbing on my shoulder?
:jizzed in my pants
by Keef rhymes with beef March 08, 2009
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anyone or thing that pops wood.
check the hotpocket over by the bar.
by joeski March 10, 2004
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Tasmanian Hotpocket

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.
by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019
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