hotpocket

someone useful that you would not consider a friend but ultimately keep around and take advantage of

stemming from the fact that you always want to keep them "close and warm, i.e. in your pocket"

Can be used as a noun or as a verb.

I tried to hotpocket Shelly as a tutor, but she wouldn't even look at me after I waited til finals to finally talk to her.

Charlie is a good hotpocket, he works at the restaurant and always hooks up free food.

by dyw21 March 4, 2009

hotpocket

When a guy shits in the girls pussyhole and then proceeds to fucking her.

Buddy #1: "Dude, last night I dared Jake to hotpocket Meghan and he actually did!", "she still smelled when we woke up this morning."

Buddy #2: "She probly liked it, that nasty hoe."

by Betsy Baker January 11, 2008

hotpocket

when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.

yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.

by coltonigger May 26, 2007

hotpocket

When an erect penis bends sideways and pokes out of or nestles into the pocket of his pants.

Girl 1: I was rubbing on my boyfriends penis, and it was sort of sticking into his pocket, sideways.
Girl 2: That's called a hotpocket.

by herenorthere April 11, 2008

hotpocket

Mult. definitions: a, where you stick a body part into someones shoulder for warmth when its cold and rub. b, rubbing on someones shoulder to produce sexual bliss.

girl: I'm cold.
guy: here use my hotpocket
or
:why are you rubbing on my shoulder?
:jizzed in my pants

by Keef rhymes with beef March 7, 2009

hotpocket

anyone or thing that pops wood.

check the hotpocket over by the bar.

by joeski March 9, 2004

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019