Term used to troll your non homosexual bros. Usually used in conversation to replace “I would totally fuck you if I were a girl”
*Friend shows you a picture of themselves in an outfit to get your opinion*

NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”

ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”

*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*
by BIGBOOTYBRI April 19, 2022
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When he's so hairy your get rug burn from intercourse
Lets have hot kinky sex!
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When beginning to cook you turn on the stove put a pot or pan on there, and begin to have sex in another room until the pot start's to smoke.
my girl and I were having some nasty hot pot sex the other day and almost burnt the house down
by mohawk24 April 20, 2009
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When you procede to cut a hole in a 2x2 cardboard box, place hole over your ladies face and poop in the box. remove anus, tape box closed, and let the lady wallow in the stench.
Evan: Hey, did you and her do anything fun?
Emily: fuck yeah. I gave her the hot box sex of her life.
by evankimely November 11, 2009
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The act of splitting your partner's weiner into two peices down the middle up to their stomach, and then pumping in and out of their urethra with your weiner. Blood, semen, and urine are not a rare sight when performing this type of sex. Very hot. Very weiner. And very sex.
I just had 'hot weiner sex' with Morgan!
by Ryan Noel December 5, 2004
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sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath
"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"
by sdtthshs January 4, 2009
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What happens in the Book 4 of the twilight series where Edward and Bella have hot vampire sex. But apparently since there vampires they can keep going and going and going... and nothing's stopping them except there will.
Me:S'up-
Girl: FFFFFFFF, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE LAST BOOK OF TWILIGHT BELLA AND EDWARD HAVE HOT VAMPIRE SEX!?
Me:...what the hell...
by Alex the Chao October 10, 2009
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