hosebeast

A woman who only chases and sleeps with men that have money. A woman that other women hate.

Anna Nicole Smith is a Hosebeast!

by dana January 8, 2004

hosebeast

a term that describes the highest form of idiocracy.
Normally used when someone does something so stupid, you can't even belive it.

J. Embry: hey you guys, watch me do this super good break
move. CRASH (some form of accident)

Aaron: What a freakin moron, what kind of a person are you?
Oh wait, I know, you are a freakin hosebeast!

J. Embry: you are right! (walks away in shame.)

by Shades McGrew October 9, 2005

hosebeast

A nick-name given to males with the last name Hosie. Meaning no offence, simply a play on a name.

Hosebeastess is the female version.

(Hosebeastess To Be) implies the female is marrying into the family name.

I am a Hosebeastess to be because I am marrying Hosebeast.

by Hosebeastess2B May 8, 2007

hosebeast

A woman wearing panty hose without having shaved her legs.

Mary hasn't shaved in months and looked like a total hosebeast with those stockings.

by Squish Biscuit January 22, 2017

Hosebeast

Courtney Love.

" I don't feel like embarrassing Kurt by talking about what a psycho hosebeast his wife is especially because he knows it already." - Steve Albini

by Realnowhereman August 1, 2024