horse face

A woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

the "horse" face

A facial expression that is contorted with the sound of a horse neighing in disgust or pleasure.

Lindsey, do the "horse" face.

by tullomatic January 8, 2010

horse face

A person, usually a girl, who looks like a horse. Her face is long, narrow, has a big chin, big teeth, big gums, and a big gummy smile.

"My wife looks like a horse with her big gummy buck teeth and big horse gums. My wife definitely has a horse face."

by r2c3c May 4, 2012

horse face

a nasty ass broad that thinks she is hotter than shit but when you look at that long ass chin, nasty buck teeth and a mane like carrot top girl bye...BITCH STOP STARING.. ill cut you!!

horse face, i just wanna point and laugh at your stupid ass horse face!!!

by classy_bunny October 19, 2010

Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

horse face

any womans national basketball league (WNBA) player

"did u catch the horse race last night. the liberty and the galaxy were playing eachother. no? i didnt either"

by payam July 25, 2004

Horse face

When someone clearly has too big of a nose and teeth to be considered human or any other animal

"Hey man did you see Richard on T.V. last night in Lion heart ? "
"That guy has such a 'Horse face' , I'm surprised it's not Horse heart"

by Rik's nightmare April 7, 2015