horse face

A woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

the "horse" face

A facial expression that is contorted with the sound of a horse neighing in disgust or pleasure.

Lindsey, do the "horse" face.

by tullomatic January 8, 2010

horse face

A person, usually a girl, who looks like a horse. Her face is long, narrow, has a big chin, big teeth, big gums, and a big gummy smile.

"My wife looks like a horse with her big gummy buck teeth and big horse gums. My wife definitely has a horse face."

by r2c3c May 4, 2012

horse face

a nasty ass broad that thinks she is hotter than shit but when you look at that long ass chin, nasty buck teeth and a mane like carrot top girl bye...BITCH STOP STARING.. ill cut you!!

horse face, i just wanna point and laugh at your stupid ass horse face!!!

by classy_bunny October 19, 2010

Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

horse face

any womans national basketball league (WNBA) player

"did u catch the horse race last night. the liberty and the galaxy were playing eachother. no? i didnt either"

by payam July 25, 2004

horse face

A male who has recently lost his best friend and has anger/temper issues.
In most cases, this male is named 'Jean'.

"Yo, did you see that horse face today? He couldn't put on his ODM gear on properly"
"Haahah, classic Jean"

by yasto May 28, 2018